Sunday, October 26, 2008

A message from Pearl

Folks, I'm worried. Everyone around here has gone crazy for that Obama guy. Dave is even wearing an Obama button. What do we really know about Obama? Where does he stand on key canine issues? Does he even have a dog?

And what's all this "Vote for Change?" business? Change is bad. Just look what happens every time Mom brings home a new dog. Everything changes, and never for the better. Back in the good old days, when I was the only dog in this house, we had peace and prosperity. Then we started sharing the wealth with that mad bitch Kobi and Nio the doofus. This place has been going to hell in a handcart ever since. What we need is a return to traditional values. Put Pearl first!


Anonymous said...

That's true, we know precious little about what canine take on Obama is. Hilarious:)

whodat said...

Pearlie girl, mama's silky-eared darlin', you can vote for Obama with confidence. Obama is pro-dog, and he has promised his children a dog when he gets in the White House.

chayaruchama said...

Renee, you nailed it.

Pearlielou, come to Mama.
She will take care of all that.

BitterGrace said...

I think Pearl is feeling much better now. She is glad there will be a dog in the White House and would like to know where she should submit her resume for consideration.

leo said...

Pearl needs a trip to England.

BitterGrace said...

She does! In spite of her doubts about Obama, she is not really a Red State dog. She'd like a more cosmopolitan existence.