Dave and I have tentative plans to go to Alaska later this summer. If we do, we'll definitely go hiking in Denali National Park--the happiest place on Earth, as far as Dave is concerned. So I couldn't resist sending him this story about a couple of lost Denali hikers who phoned home.
Don't let this happen to us, I said. His reply?
"Don't worry--I would never call--I'd keep insisting I could find our way back."